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Top 10 Ways to Tell If You're
An Infidel
10. You wear a ski cap
when you're not skiiing
9. While laptoping in
Starbucks, you like to nervously exchange your laptop's SD card with
another one
8. You'd prefer to avoid
paper AND plastic
7. You know some
conspiracy theories are actually true
6. You've had lengthy
conversations with The Infidel Guy
5. You didn't catch even a
small bout of Tebow fever
4. You glare at people on
the bus who
sneeze or cough without covering their mouth
3. You're convinced some
people are trying to kill you (or they would if they could)
2. You can tell a coin
toss from a total loss, a train wreck from Star Trek
1. You play guitar, bass
or drums
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