January 29, 2013

Today, Barack Obama unveiled his plans for immigration reform. Since Texas didn't throw a fit, I suppose he didn't make too many people angry. Here are the top 10 ways you can identify an American citizen. Like Neil diamond says, "they're comin' to America!"

10. A baseball hat
9. Shorts (guys), short shorts (girls)
8. A cell phone
7. The biggest car they can afford
6. Lots of makeup
5. Plenty of credit cards
4. A feeling of entitlement
3. Unhealthy eating and exercising habits
2. No lack of a world view, but lack of viewing the world and America like it really is
1. Prefers taking sides over continued objectivity

Immigrants welcome.