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Top 10 - Things To Say To A Girl With A Chest Tattoo

January 22, 2013

At my yoga class yesterday, there was a beautiful girl with a tattoo on her chest. I wanted to know what it said, but I didn't know what to say. These are the top things I probably should have said; or should never ever say. It depends how you look at it.

10. Can I read your chest?

9. Which font is that?

8. I'd love to read your chest, but I'm blind and I read with my hands.

7. Did you have to get Julio's name on your chest?

6. Did you just wake up after an intoxicated everning and discover that shit on your chest?

5. Chubawumba?

4. I might have some erasing fluid, in case you wanna see if it'll come out.

3. Is that a question? Is the answer on your ass?

2. Did you consider just getting it written on a t-shirt? Lots of companies make personalized t-shirts.

1. If there is more writing inside your bra, on your ass cheeks or even your upper thigh, I'd like to read it.