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Top 10 Signs Your Motel Stinks
January 1, 2013
These are the top 10 signs your motel stinks. These were inspired by the Monterey Motel in Long Beach, California.
10. The bed’s comforter has cigarette burns in it
9. The walls are filthy and full of black marks, blood stains and holes
8. The bottoms of your feet turn black from walking on the carpet
7. The window doesn’t shut all the way
6. There’s black mold in the shower and on the shower curtain
5. Their pillow is a collection of chunky lumps
4. The bathroom mirror has boogers on it
3. They make it clear you’re only allowed one roll of toilet paper per week
2. You have to turn the key into the manager every time you unlock your door
1. The water gives you a horrible, bloody infection
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